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BACH SHIT Crazy

Weekend
Chicago, Illinois
July 31 — August 2, 2026
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Home Base
2037 W Bradley Place, Chicago, IL 60618
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The Game Plan

three days of beautiful chaos

Pre-Game Thursday, July 30
Arrivals, Happy Hour & Dinner
4:12 PM
Arrivals at Home Base
Last afternoon flight lands at 4:12, so most of us are at the house around 5:15. Drop bags, claim your bed, pour something
Hayley PeintonUA 511  2:18 PM
Marisa NakamuraAA 3321  3:56 PM
Stephanie TeagueAA 3848  4:12 PM
Carinne StilesAA 3848  4:12 PM
Paige LentzAA 3848  4:12 PM
6:00 PM
Happy Hour at the House
First drink of the weekend. We leave for dinner around 7:10
7:30 PM
Dinner at Andros Taverna
2542 N Milwaukee Ave, Logan Square. Greek, and worth it
9:59 PM
Late Landings
Come straight to 2037. Food will be waiting
Ashley LeightonUA 5639  8:40 PM
Katie Milligan-DixonAA 3846  9:59 PM
Emily MansourAA 3846  9:59 PM
Amanda LeighAA 3846  9:59 PM
Late
PJs On, Nothing Else Planned
Thursday night is a chill night. Silk PJs are in your room whenever you want them
Day One Friday, July 31
Tacos, Tequila & America's Pastime
10:00 AM
Final Arrivals
Everyone is here by late morning
Anna KoelshFriday  10:00 AM
Aja RhodesLocal  Chicago
11:30 AM
Lunch at Big Star
Tacos and tequila. Fuel up, we're going to need it
1:20 PM
Cubs vs. Yankees at Wrigley Field
I have jerseys and hats for everyone. Wear whatever you want with them
4:00 PM
Sluggers & Old Crow
Batting cages, then a table at Old Crow. We're not going home anytime soon
Flexible
Dinner, Loosely Defined
Depends how upright we are after Sluggers. Might be a real dinner, might be sushi takeout on the floor at 2037. No pressure either way
Day Two Saturday, August 1
The Main Event — Trolley to Dance Floor
10:00 AM
Brunch at 2037
At home base. Slow start, big day ahead
2:00 PM
Trolley Departs 2037
Bar crawl across Chicago. Be on the trolley or be left behind
6:00 PM
Trolley Returns to 2037
Regroup, reset, change into whatever you can dance in
7:00 PM
Pizza at Home Base
Carbs are the whole strategy
10:00 PM
Depart for Vandelux
Leave 2037 at 10. Twelve tickets. Dance until they turn the lights on
Day Three Sunday, August 2
The Recovery
10:00 AM
Breakfast at the House
Recap the chaos, swap stories, nurse our wounds
11:45 AM on
Departures
Flights out roll from late morning. Until the wedding, besties
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The Outfit Situation

Most of it is covered. Here is what you actually need

Silk PJs
Anytime — At the House

Provided. A set is waiting in your room. Lounge in them any time we are at 2037, so leave your loungewear home.

Baseball Babe
Friday — Cubs Game

Jerseys and hats are covered, I have one for each of you. Wear whatever you want with them. Nine innings and a bar crawl, so pick comfort.

Aviation Glam
Saturday Afternoon — Trolley

Jumpsuits, flight suits, aviators, scarves. The more creative the better. Nothing aviation in your closet? Do not buy a thing. I have piles of props and hats here for everyone.

DJ Dancing
Saturday Night — Vandelux

Wear what you want. No theme, no rules. Change at the house after the trolley into whatever you can dance your heart out in.

Disco brunch is off, the venue closed, so leave the sequins home unless you want them for Saturday night. Everything else: shoes you can walk and dance in. Tables need to be danced on. Scenes need to be fled at any moment. No man left behind.

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The Packing List

I wanted to surprise you, then realized you should know what you can leave at home

Waiting For You
Provided On Arrival
  • Silk PJs for lounging at the house, all weekend
  • Cubs jersey, one for each of you
  • Cubs hat
  • Pilot hats and aviation props for the trolley, enough for everyone
  • Plenty of other goodies
Bring From Home
Pack These
  • Whatever you want to wear with your Cubs jersey
  • Aviation pieces for Saturday if you own them. If not, skip it, I have props
  • Something you can dance in Saturday night
  • Shoes you can walk and dance in all weekend
  • Brunch and travel clothes for Sunday
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The Evidence

If anything from this weekend is instagram worthy, we have failed. The point is to feel the fun, not look the fun.